Meat it or Beat it?

Our first official foray into gastronomical blogging-The Mavericks met on a muggy evening at Madison Square Park. We were blessed by the burger gods with a short wait and sexy summer breezes that ruffled our tailfeathers. MiLady ordered the ShackBurger, Fries, and an Arnold Palmer and I demanded that they "make that a double." After indulging in the Dark and Stormy Custard Sample, a frequent treat that accompanies being one of the city's esteemed celebrities, we headed to our virgin table. In no time our vibrators were purring and then our buzzers went off, "Did somebody say 'Meat Time'?" We quickly retrieved our petite yet satisfying main course, much like being in the backseat of a Volkswagen with a Finnish exchange student. We ate and drank and observed a young, strapping, bearded rugby player who may or may not have been ManMeat focused. The Shackburger receives our highest rating, Top Gun. It was the perfect size for a lady but with enough flavor for a gentleman. With fresh toppings, melted cheese, and squeezable buns, this burger was flying high! We highly recommend you come with your co-pilot and Meat It! That's what she said...