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Meat it or Beat it? CORNER BISTRO

To celebrate being alive, the Mavericks didanother one of their neighborhood tours. They started and the Spotted Pig, dominated Hot Links at the Fat Black Pussycat, pranced on over to their local psychic bodega and then scurried over to Pinkberry. Late Night! Now about the meat-amongs all of those activities, they did make a quit pit stop to refuel at ye olde Corner Bistro. As we grabbed the best bench by the window, our Kevin Federline-like waiter appeared and tols us what is what. There isn't so much a menu as an option of cheese or no cheese. Me and Melady love our lactose! Cheese, Please...and I like mine to match my wardrobe (please reference photo-or ask Lilly who knows I liked posing next to anything yellow the entire night). Although the burger was fine and the recommended lager went down like a slutty submarine, I was most impressed by the clientele. Whether it was the morbidly obese man slinging bootleg DVDs, the French couple who was afraid of napkins or the super hot Silverfox who stole my heart through the window and then came back around to make Lilly feel super-awkward-turtle, I thought it was a great time! We rate this Goose and a Half, without the gander! Hi-YAH! Honk, Honk!!!

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Lulu's Power Animal!!!

Upcoming Meat it or Beat it:

Another integral part of the Burgasm Episode of HIMYM was the repeated touting of The Corner Bistro as the obvious choice for the City's Perfect Burgers. Of course the Mavericks had already rocked the s out of that joint but a mere fortnight ago. We will post our review at the next meeting of the minds... Prepare yourself for the tale of Lulu and the Silver Fox besmocked in lavendar who eye-f-ed the s out of Lulu while she daintily enjoyed her daily piece of meat...

Reference

I am not an avid fan of "How I Met Your Mother," but melady loves the program and our good friend Ruth swears by it on lonely nights with her cat... Well lo and behold, I caught the program upon my electronic television device last night and the entire story revolved around the search for the City's perfect burger...Here is the highlight"

"Just a Burger? Just a burger. Robin, it’s so much more than “just a burger”. I mean…that first bite—oh what heaven that first bite is! The bun like a sesame freckled breast of an angel resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below—flavors mingling in a seductive pas-de-deux And then…a pickle…the most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite; swirling in your mouth breaking apart and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin: this is God…speaking to us in food."

Lost Lilly

Guess who showed up on my work's doorstep this afternoon? Penniless and soaked? Poor little Lilly...she only had $1.78, so I bequeathed to her a dowry of goldfish crackers, ginger ale and string cheese. It looks like her color is finally coming back...